*slowly shoves the entire cookie in my mouth while making direct eye contact with u*

Mmmmoooo

*slowly hands you the cookie, and backs away after you take it*

No. That's my phone!

Uh yea, cookie, that’s it. Cookie 🍪

I don't eat cookies.. I have 'holding a cookie' fetish..

*throws celery at you* I dare you to try for the cookie

It's a spinach and feta roll

*breaks it in two* here