Interpretation for SW
Hey I'm a 53 year old lonely socially retarded recluse living in my mom's basement. My cat won't talk to me so I'm going to pretend to be a teenager who only chats with teenagers. Oh, I better try to use text-speak so people believe I'm a teenager!

something is kinda strange about this, I agree. most teens don't have trouble finding the social sites to chat on.
Also why would someone not talk to an older person if there was no sex talk involved. There's a lot to learn from the elders.

Don't know if there is a teen section here maybe try and see if there's a group called teens