"Do you like the band POD"?

Please stop sending me those!

I can't remember what he said, but coolboy said something pretty mean to me. Maybe he'll remember when he sees this comment :)

We're not really friends.

That one hurt me.

@kuronekko I missed you more, miku bear. I thought I'd never see you glorious people again. ʕ/　·ᴥ·ʔ/

Guys describing in detail the things they want to do to me

Some of this stuff is romance gold!! I am jotting some down.

Well one person said I don't watch enough anime. That's about as bad as it has gotten.

Is that you, miku bear? ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

I rarely block people, but I had no problem with that one

"Does this look infected?"

Ghostrider...I'm thinking that wasn't a woman.

A guy just sent me a picture of his crotch while wearing business pants, with the outline of his erect penis, and said, "Hey, I need a woman's opinion. I'm sitting here at work, wondering if my pants are a bit too tight. What do you think? You seem quite fashionable"

Just another pig

"Hi. .i'm jozzy 22 single 6.2ft..
U like to do hot or sexy chat with me..."😳

That was from someone claiming to be 18~21 years old btw...😯 And I'm OLD! Why the hell do little boys want to chat to old women like me??!!? Omg ...😱

But in comparison to some bloke on EP, who demanded to know the intimate details of my nether regions - without even bothering to introduce himself - it's all been very tame here so far!😉

Bear, lol I didn't realise how much I missed ep until I gave in and signed up here. It's so good to see everyone again 😊

Kuronekko. You're probably right but it doesn't matter coz I would never do that anyway.

I won't lie, it wasn't easy. Still keeps me up some nights.
I've turned to alcoholism to cope.

Hi... can you organize a new laptop for me

@loveher, always keep a pick of a banana slicer on standby for such occasions (ask him if he wants to know what your favourite fetish is, then send it.)

Hi just met but download this to your phone

pfffft...Coolboy....pfffft...

@bear, it's me buddy! i missed you!!

Prayers for you nocturnal 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

you don't wanna know..believe me

How about Hi my name is ....send me money

Coolboy... the Eeyore of SW

Mmmmmmm... sliced banana's...

😅 @ Gecko

@Kuro I know, I've never felt this happy since.............. Well, since I joined ep. (ﾟ∀ﾟ ) Alas, I shall stop before it gets too annoying. Hope to see you around, Miku. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

bstistapian, there are some real charmers out there lol...and older women is a big thing, use your power wisely 😏

The worst thing someone has said to me in PM was that I am a "Nazi" because I am a German. :-(

BEAAAAAAAAAAR!!! come here you! ((hugs)) 😂

@jarjar, good lord, the nerve of some people. 😄

guy: hi may name is ____ how are you today?
me: great, you?
guy: sends a disgusto pic of his dick. it's like, he's standing up with his shorts at his knees and not trimmed and honestly the second grosses dick pic ever.
me: wth why did you send that?
him: i meant to send a picture of my face but picked the wrong picture. Why are you acting all stuck up, we are all born with this. It's nothing bad, all babies have it.

then he blocked me ;)

Gecko, hahaha 😂

How did you cope with that blow @nocturnal??? Such a blow

Not here but on EP some guy my age messaged me and told me he likes to dress in women's lingerie and arouse himself and wanted to know if I wanted pictures of that. NO. At least he was polite enough to ask first lol.

Subterfuge, they sound very clever with words lol

A woman asked me to send nude pics that other women had sent me....

Most of everything is the worse because people are only talking about their sad genitals. Lol

MLGecko yep! always starting crap, but you gotta love me anyway!since your note taking for romance is coming from this thread, i see greatness in your future. ladies gonna love you!

They show d!ck pic.

Hahaha. LoveHer always starting crap!

hey - I'm into older women.

That's as bad as it's gotten. The rest were just varying degrees of ridiculous.

guy: shaved or hairy pussy? (without a hello, this was the opener)
me: do you talk to your mama with that filthy mouth?

i was blocked.

i have a few more, but that's all i'll share for now.

codilove, send him a pic of a huge penis and tell him thats what he needs to aim for. Also tell him that shutting his penis in a door a few times really helps increase the size.

"kill yourself, fa**ot." .... I mean, I know it's just the internet but..... Damn.... Some people really have no limits. ʕ·ᴥ·　ʔ