Indeed and it was of course Columbo who discovered America ;)

Nuh uh, it was totally the Chinese, and it was Engrish before the British renamed it 🙄

Sure. The world history only goes as far as your memory 😀😀

Yes - inventing new words and spelling things wrong!!!

Neither did. English is part of a far larger Germanic language group

Ah but there is an important grain of truth to what you say. Many of the NEW words do derive from the American dialect! Invention with languages is difficult to define. Some words go all the way back to the first "speakers."

/facepalm

English is a conglomeration of the language roots of several different cultures.

Tell us then, who "invented" English!

Are you serious?

I'm going with idiot.

Even my daughter shook her head and did a facepalm. I'm glad I'm not raising an idiot :)

Are you a troll, or just an idiot? XD