@GreggsCustomerService I've just looked at your profile and you think everybody is annoying.

@NickiHijab Boom shots fired

@NickiHijab That's a bit tactless, isn't it?

@NankerPhelge No but i'm sure you can make an educated guess that a strange man on an internet site isn't really going to have Madeline Mccann in a closet.

@SW-User Well, my guess was correct. You were talking bullshit. What was the point of that silly little exercise?

@NankerPhelge It's a joke, something that's typically funnier when it is shared between two parties with a sense of humour. Quite evidently that isn't the case with you