A man was chatting with me...on the plane and then I leaned over and said to the woman next to him, sorry i have been chatting to much to her husband, and she said he is not my husband he is my golf buddy..and the man looks at me and says I am not married😁

Tripping on a sloped brick sidewalk when entering a bar/restaurant and falling into the door when trying to stop myself from being propelled forward.

Projectile vomited as I was boarding a plane