I got money in the baaank. 💰

Okay, but I wanna watch a movie, please🙂

Well that escalated quickly.

You could buy me, I'm cheaper than a drink.

I'll take a sweet tea with lemon.

I already got us a case of beer, a bottle of wine and some Jack Daniels and a pizza on the way.

what then miss?

*runs away*, no thank you, I don't drink.

Finally some free drinks. 🙄

Well I just want a orange juice.

Sounds like a plan. Be gentle with me..!

i would likes a vodkas and i'm house broken.

sorta. my wife usually slaps me with a news paper instead of allowing me to go on them.

Just one ? 🙄

Finally ;)

Good song

Too much effort on you're part

Return me to the lost and found! 😣

do you need your dishes washed?

FWIW, you don't need to get me drunk to take me home with you.

Gimme some a dat hard cider

😉

Sorry but no, Imma take you home, and make you watch cringe compilations with me.

A Latte for me, to replace the Java Chip I bought you yesterday- after I swatted your ass and fed you Lemon Cake.

I'm not a cheap whore