I once saw a group of teenagers searching for pokemon at a local public park late at night. They all looked serious too. I thought they were the children of the corn at first because they came at such a strange time. I was thinking "really??....just to find virtual pokemon? You guys are gonna come out here?" The park was closed too.

Aren't you past your expiration date?

But Pokémon started playing with me....

Hell no

Nope.