I have sworn off spicy noodles cause of what it did to my bowls this morning. I don't know why but coffee doesn't make me need to go to the bathroom.

I had my first coffee this morning. Do you know what that means? 8 Starbucks employees locked in the refrigerator, me with 4,800 from the safe, and I have a 30-minute head start. Don';t worry though, I told the police they were in there.

There are indeed some things that don't change at all

It always seems to get things flowing 😅