I'm just hoping to win lotto.

I’ve been so disappointed by this countless times.

I ask all the time too. Dont even bet overtime. Lol

Careful what you wish for

Funny how that works out

Why are your elderly relatives hiding from you? 🤔

Its probably a better method though

This is why people research their family trees, isn't it? They want to find out if they're related to any stinking-rich elderly businessmen or members of the aristocracy!

right? next you'll win monopoly money

The genie's wish always comes with a curse