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peterlee · M
Have a kidney stone caught in the penis.
Nimbus · M
@peterlee Oh my!
I can only guess.
Luckily I haven't had any more in about 20 years or more.
peterlee · M
@Nimbus Drink loads and loads of water. My doctor said hers was brought on by coffee.
Nimbus · M
@peterlee Yep, cranberry juice also.
I never drink coffee.

TexChik · F
Be a father!
Nimbus · M
@TexChik Exactly :)
SumKindaMunster · 56-60, M
Father a child
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cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
Circle around a parking lot 15 times trying to find the closest parking space.
put gas in the car
@Nimbus whenever it needs it
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@saragoodtimes paying for it especially
@cherokeepatti he's the earner so he pays for everything
Helicopter Penis..not that I've done research 👀

I... I've heard tell about it though😼
@DancingStarGoddess yell. when you go pee outside, good way to get all the pee out, sling it in a clock ways spin, hope your feet don't leave the ground,
Nimbus · M
@DancingStarGoddess I believe you ;)
a condom tester,
Nimbus · M
@jackrabbit10 Whatever they say, that's a stand up job ;)
are we talking about a paying job you get money for doing,

a job like fixing your roof, changing a tire, mowing your lawn
Nimbus · M
@jackrabbit10 For sure ;)
Ontheroad · M
Pee standing up and actually (but not necessarily), hit the target.
Nimbus · M
@Ontheroad No arguments there ;)
@Ontheroad I can pee standing up... Idk about hitting the target though 🙈
Ontheroad · M
Notice how short the list is?🤣
Nimbus · M
@Ontheroad Unfortunately accurate ;)
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Write their name w pee
@AthrillatheHunt that's how I found out my ex was cheating on me. came home from shopping and his name was written in pee on the patio. it was his secretary's hand writing
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Nimbus · M
@StygianKohlrabi Oh yea, they still exist ;)
Pretend to.be a tripod
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Well, if you are looking for excellence in football that does apply ;)
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Annoy women and they don't even have to try...
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@jackrabbit10 I wouldn't ask for payment I'd be afraid very afraid
@Justmeraeagain well bless your heart,
Nimbus · M
@Justmeraeagain Oooops! ;)

 
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