How can bananas become a weapon for mass destruction?

Barry55j · 36-40, M

Start a new trash bag, then drop in a banana peel. You'll have to either throw out the bag the next day, half full, or live in stink until you give in and toss it out.

At least, that's how that could happen from my experience...

SW-User

There is A LOT of potassium in bananas

that sounds dangerous to me..🙃🙃🙃

IcePrincess · 26-30, F

You put a banana into a nuke lol

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

The problem is that not everyone is allergic. You could kill my brother-in-law very easily with banana….but please don’t (he’s a good guy).
Why are you trying to create weapons of mass destruction? Hmmm….Dewmsday terrorism? 🤔

Feral · 31-35, M

Have you seen that video of the spiders exploding out of them??? ;)

SW-User

when used improperly, not as a food but a "penetrating device" for stimulating a hole or two.. destructive!

Mordi · 31-35, M

They were WMDs from the very beginning.

OzDiver · 61-69, M

Force the populous to eat them and then collect and ignite the resultant intestinal gases. 💣

DrawntoaDistance · M

What if there were a whole bunch of those crazy spiders that hide in the bananas?

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

They're radioactive. Practically functional nuclear fuel rods.

SW-User

It depends where you put them! 😛

SW-User

If you eat too many, they cause constipation. With a few crates if bananas and enough other food, you could create an army of exploding people. They may not cause much damage to buildings, but the psychological damage to bystanders will be massive.

Elegy · 46-50

Banana Bomb