I was drunk and I was on skype and I noticed how bad I put on my makeup! Oh I was talking to you!

I ripped my pants and then the teacher made me do as problem in front of the class. Everybody laughed except me.

Going into a cycle shop and meant to ask for a couple of bar ends, instead I asked if he had a couple of bell ends, which is the end of a penis.

I banged my head and it hurts hahahahaha

All the times and times want to smack my ass for them...😂😂🤣

i was sent to the parts store for some three inch sanding discs,but when i told the clerk i needed a three in dick hahaha he say what the hell u gonna do with that.now every time i go in they laugh at me