When I died when I was 15 and was in a different place than here.

In my first life I was Marilyn Monroe, and in my second life I was Margaret Thatcher, I'm now me.. (It's my third life)🤫

That somebody tried to kidnap my son when he was a baby.
That my husband was already married when he married me and I didn't know that (yes, such a naivety and stupidity is really hard to believe 🙄) 🤦‍♀️

My Queensland Heeler saved me from a bear. The bear was expecting more dogs and decided it was better to leave. Everyone says, "A bear would kill your fifty pound dog..."
NO SHIT!! REALLY?!🤦‍♂️
Most animals operate on puff and bluff. I happened to be fortunate that it worked for my dog, but it doesn't change the fact that he stood up to a bear to protect me.
🐺Because dogs are awesome!!🐺

I had sex with a handsome angel.

That Hawaain Falls was my idea. It was. I presented it to venture capitalists. 10 year non compete.

I saved myself from alien abduction with a harmonica.

I shot a fly with a BB gun from a tree house.

How much time do you got. 🤪 Everything happens to me. 😲😎

That I saw the whole of the moon - joke, can't think of anything

I meant ZZ top while playing poker got invited to their concert after party and after-party after party

Superman kissed me.

I gained a ton of weight.