When I died when I was 15 and was in a different place than here.

In my first life I was Marilyn Monroe, and in my second life I was Margaret Thatcher, I'm now me.. (It's my third life)

That Hawaain Falls was my idea. It was. I presented it to venture capitalists. 10 year non compete.

How much time do you got. Everything happens to me.

I saved myself from alien abduction with a harmonica.

I meant ZZ top while playing poker got invited to their concert after party and after-party after party

That I saw the whole of the moon - joke, can't think of anything

That somebody tried to kidnap my son when he was a baby.
That my husband was already married when he married me and I didn't know that (yes, such a naivety and stupidity is really hard to believe )

My Queensland Heeler saved me from a bear. The bear was expecting more dogs and decided it was better to leave. Everyone says, "A bear would kill your fifty pound dog..."
NO SHIT!! REALLY?!
Most animals operate on puff and bluff. I happened to be fortunate that it worked for my dog, but it doesn't change the fact that he stood up to a bear to protect me.
Because dogs are awesome!!

I had sex with a handsome angel.

Superman kissed me.

I gained a ton of weight.

I shot a fly with a BB gun from a tree house.