The neighbors have unfortunately witnessed my "spider dance".

You’ll find it later.

The orb weaver that likes to weave his web from the pear tree in the front yard to my car is the most stubborn damned spider I’ve seen. I drove off hoping he would take a ride and get off in another place. Back here this morning.

I once saw a low budget horror movie that started like this...

I'll spare you the ending LOL

It's okay. You just helped it through the portal. You'll now be blessed three fold.

Ah, you just need to wait for the sting of the bite to locate the little bugger. 🕷️

It obviously is wrapped up in my hair or burrowed into my ear.

Don’t think about it, just keep walking :)

My best martial arts moves take over