Well, the lotion would not have time to fully penetrate the side of the body you put it on before you blow the whistle. On a sandy beach (and not on a towel), that would leave a pretty mess on the body, right?

I don't know if I would be willing to have to get the sand off my body every time the whistle blows.

Sarah, I had no idea Stitch did that in the sequel Too funny! 😂 And you're right, y'all womenfolk 18-40 are the best bestest lolll