Wota
Nigh
Liyah
Wot
Chewsday
Arry Po'ter

I’m a mix 😅

I am a native and resident Briton (not "Brit" !) and while we have a glorious range of regional dialects and accents, I've never heard anyone speak like those examples!

The second seems vaguely similar to the West Midlands pronounciation, but that's all.

Is "Herwi Potah" a Welsh swear-phrase?

I speak as the first column, nothing like the second.....

More like how to speak cockney 😂 for reference a lot of Brits also mock other British accents.

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