I'd make an excuse to not show up. That's what I do for everything else.

yep, and then ask people what's going on, that should freak them out :)

If there is a open bar ill be early

I hope so. I plan on having a cover charge and open bar. So I would like to make it to the before the whole coffin part.

Nah, I'm not going. I've... made arrangements! Muahahahaha!

I'd set my alarm clock 10 minutes early.

Only because someone else would be responsible for getting me there. I'm the sort who's more likely to arrive to appointments early. 😏

How is that possible when i'm dead? 😅

Perhaps there will be no need for one

If it were up to me to get there while I was dead, sure. Is that why they say "the late..."so and so?

That a-hole? You bet your butt i'll be late, if not skip out.