Trying to lose... scale says a couple of pounds are coming off but can't really see it yet

drink green juices from seaweed and such and apple cider vinegar...will shut off your appetite

Hmm, sounds like it's going to the right places! XD

Careful, you dont want to pop a button! 😲

It might be alarming at first -- watching your once thin figure melt into jelly. You might feel guilty for letting yourself go and ruining your that perfectly good figure you once had. But, don't worry, once you get fat, you can enjoy all the food you want without giving a single f*ck again -- cause you'll already be fat!

Don’t you want big boobs?