I wonder which one of these will apply to the next man I date?
1. Oh sorry I have a wife
2. Oh yeah I actually have a girlfriend
3. I'm just getting over someone so I'm only looking for s x
4. Oh yeah I actually don't have a job
5. I forgot to tell you but I live with my mom
6. I'm just here for the weekend (see answers 1, 2 & 5)
7. I don't care if you're fat as long as you have a pretty face
8. I need to have s x with you before I know if I wanna date you
9. Wow, you're taller than 5'5" (also known as: "i'm actually 5'2", not 5'9", but I have no idea how to use a tape measure")
2. Oh yeah I actually have a girlfriend
3. I'm just getting over someone so I'm only looking for s x
4. Oh yeah I actually don't have a job
5. I forgot to tell you but I live with my mom
6. I'm just here for the weekend (see answers 1, 2 & 5)
7. I don't care if you're fat as long as you have a pretty face
8. I need to have s x with you before I know if I wanna date you
9. Wow, you're taller than 5'5" (also known as: "i'm actually 5'2", not 5'9", but I have no idea how to use a tape measure")
