Okay, I've got a suggestion.I need a feature that lets me search through my own post history for a key word or phrase.
Try as I might to convince myself otherwise, I judge people by the company they keep.Which means if you're friends with someone who hates my guts, I'm going to start having my doubts about you.
I put in an order for dessert through Instacart at 5:15.I ordered it express, and paid extra, and the shopper hasn't even gotten to the store yet. App says it will be arriving by 7:30, at which time they might as well throw it directly in the trash.
Scammer/spammer got ugly when I told him what he's doing is spam... https://similarworlds.com/family/pregnancy/4965805-Selling-pregnancy-pics-Hi-everyone-Im-currently-26-weeks
Think about it while you're having your corned beef, mashed potatoes, and green beer. Update: I don't know how, but I managed to allow a glaring error in the previous version of this image. Where it said saints, it was supposed to say snakes.
I'm seeing AR sunglasses everywhere, but I'm pretty picky about what I need.Does anybody know if there's a pair of sunglasses that work with a mobile app to show names of businesses and map routes overlaid on actual reality? That's really what I need.
Testing. Testing. This is a test of the new SW font.The seven dirty words you can't say on television are sһit, piss, fuсk, сunt, сoсksucker, motherfuсker, and tіts.
I don't know why I'm so weak. I just don't.I couldn't even go a day with GlitterEater blocked, before I just gave up and unblocked her. It's not like she didn't deserve it after telling me I deserve to be screwed over by a guy who didn't even sign a rental contract. Whatever I did like about...See More »
I'm going to my happy place for a while.Going to remodel my island, maybe invite an Amiibo camper over. Anything to block out real life.
I'm not actually going to do it, and I shouldn't have posted that. It was pure sarcasm.But I'm not okay today. I'm being threatened by the attorney of a trespasser who has no business parking his trailer on my property, and someone here weighed in with her hot take that I somehow deserve it. Normally I'd go for a walk to cool off, but...See More »
Can somebody please explain to me how this works? Explain it like I'm six.Had court this morning. Showed up by video, because this shape-shifting smoke creature doesn't go clear from Sherwood to northwest Portland at 8:45 in the morning. Figured it was a slam dunk, because the defendant randomly decided about a year ago to...See More »
Here's a deep thought for y'allIf you are nаked in your own house with the door locked, you are wearing your house.
Got into it again with Dad today. It just gets so frustrating trying to save him from himself.When I woke up, he was crying that his tooth hurt. Literally crying. So I gave him some Anbesol and some peppermint, and casually mentioned that he was suffering unnecessarily, having stopped me from scheduling his dental surgery (which he still...See More »