Everybody gets one, except for meI never get a chance to explain. I never get the benefit of the doubt. No matter the situation or circumstances I’m always in the wrong and everything is always, always my fault
Ok. Look, and listenYesterday was my wife’s birthday. We broke up a month ago. She told me “be gone all day. I don’t want to see you, I don’t want to hear you. Take some of your money that you’ve been working for and go to the club after work. I’ll text you when I’ve...See More »
I said it once, I’ll say it againI am scum. Worthless. I am the salt of the earth. Nobody has to tell me how horrible I am. I already know
Under the right circumstancesSometimes, just sometimes, all I need to screw my head on straight is a fat blunt and a dope instrumental
My mom used to think I was gaya lot of people thought I was gay. They assume that because you’re not attracted to any females that you must be attracted to males. Truth is I hate everybody
What’s your biggest fear?I have two. First one is growing old. The second one is surviving an actual attempt
Do it for yourself?The only thing I’d like to do for myself is make sure there’s a second round in the mag, just in case. That’s the extent of my “do it for you” mentality
I do not want humanity to changeI am eagerly looking forward to the self-destruction of mankind. A blight...no...plague. A plague ceasing to exist.
Nothing will stop it people!I love how people think a simple law will stop people from hurting other people!
An easy to follow, step by step guide to instantaneously maximise your area/situational awarenessStep one, have an open wound of some sort. Step two, spill some bleach in it. Step three, FEEL WOKE SON. Mmmmm....I’m alive....mmmmm
I’ve lost my voiceAnd now that I can’t find it I have noticed I sound like XQC. Especially that airy, raspy laugh. Gawh I hate it.
I had the best dream of my life last nightAnd I can’t really talk about it. I remember every single detail too.
lil uzi vertI’ve listened to enough of his songs that I can say I don’t like his music. XO Tour Llif3, in the same breath, is saved in my playlist
I like watching my little ponyJudge if you want. Your jaws would drop the same as mine did, if you saw the dragon ballZ like fight scenes. That purple pony was smashed clean through a mountain and it only pissed her off!
I hate buzzfeed Poll (4) See Poll OptionsMy dumbass fell for the click-bait “15 things that all straight people do but 2/3 of the gay population is afraid to” and damned if every single...See More »