How long do you wish to live?Until you lose your senses one by one ? And can no longer help yourself?
So today I realized a puppy was locked into a school. He was so stressed and cryingHe was trying to reach for my hands for me to lift him up but he was too short. I ended up walking a little distance so that I could open the gate for him. He was so adorable
Want people to get out your way when driving?Simple. Change your horn to gunshot sounds . Thank me later🙂
That moment you're going to be uncomfortable at work the entire day because you don't feel comfortable shitting outside of your home
I have a strong feeling that my coworker likes me and I hope not because he's the one who supervises meAnd I don't want things to get awkward. When I was talking to one of my coworker he called me and I said why did you call me ? He said I'm getting too close to the co-worker who I was speaking to
If you caught a thief in your yard because your dogs got a hold of himWould you let your dogs continue to bite the man even tho he's crying in pain or would you let them stop?!
When will men realize women don't do shit to please themWe don't wear makeup for men. We don't do our nails for men. OMG it's so annoying. Get a damn grip!
Am I the only one that forgets my age sometimes? I'm sitting here trying to remember if I'm 23 or 24Am I losing it ?!
I saw a video where someone tied up a rat.. slapping a banana peel in it's face.At first it seemed funny but it really wasn't after all. That rat is only being the rat that he is. He didn't make himself.
These days you can't even stop to help a pregnant woman.Because it might just be a set up. People are so evil.
So I'm on a "date" with a guy at an ice cream placeWe are meeting for the first time. He didn't even offer to buy me the ice cream. Im kinda turned off but I'm going to assume he's low on cash