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Goodness never stand for long periods of time in stilettos

Especially new ones

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I Have A Pet Peeve

One thing I hated about working with other drag queens was trying to get ready with them. For gods sake there was one big long mirror to do makeup and some heifers stood dead center or spread all their stuff out on the counter. You are not easy to wo...

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Im having to put my cat down and i want to choke someone

Cancer can kiss my ass

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I think my cat is dying

She just started howling and collapsed panting. I'm taking her to the vet.

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Isnt it just delightfully awkward when you make eye contact with the person in the car next to you?

This lady stared into my soul.

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I cannot seem to wear ultra high heels anymore. I used to trapse across the universe in them and now my ankles cannot handle it. Goodness.

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Why do they allow vehicles to have such bright and blinding white lights?

Goodness there was a pair of motorbikes going the opposite way riding side by side. Their white lights were so blinding I could not see my turn lane to turn. I had to go up and around to get to my street. My car sits low to the ground so I am always ...

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It is sort of embarassing watching this guy in some rustbucket mustang trying to impress a group of girls

The guy tried starting the car about three times before it fired up. I'm suffering secondhand embarrassment for him.

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Never use glitter eyemakeup unless you enjoy cutting your eyeball to ribbons

It may look gorgeous but hurts something awful when the loose particles fall into your eyeball.

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I Can't Stop , Won't Stop

This laundry will not haul itself down. These dishes will not self wash. I can't stop life all because I am currently dealing with a shoulder injury. Life does not care what your status is. It will go on with or without you.I may not be able to ...

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Worst part about being short is when you gain a bit of weight you practically have to get a new wardrobe

Oof these pants got snug.

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Someone get me out of here before i begin singing along

I cannot resist whenever How Soon Is Now comes on. Urge building

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Why is everyone trying to hit me today?

Goodness this is twice in one day someone nearly hit my car. First time was exiting a lot someone swung in too wide and nearly clipped my front end. Second time an old man changed lanes and then suddenly decided he wanted back into the previous one. ...

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Jesus christ on a crutch and just what did I do to deserve this? This left shoulder pain has spread. It used to reside near my clavicle but has moved outwards up the left side of my neck. It is stiff and is not enjoyable to move. What is this karma...

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If i were to nap in a chair inside an antiques store do you think anyone would try to purchase me?

Wow two antiques for the price of one.

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Can today be over?

My hip,my shoulder,my back,my feet all hurt. I still have to work later on also,standing on my feet.

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I Am Just Saying

If it wasn't for icy hot or biofreeze I wouldn't be able to keep going or move.

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I Try to Not Be Who I Was In the Past

Back when I first started to work the doors in 1987 I thought there was only one way to be. I had watched others do it and they were rather harsh. As someone who was severely bullied growing up I had developed quite the acid tongue to fight back. I w...

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I Am A Weird Person Who Is Weird

I have a deep mistrust of those machines that count your coins. I feel they could miss a coin or two or malfunction. I may look funny hunched over a table counting my spare change jar out but I do it so I know I am not being ripped off. If I feel I m...

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In a few weeks I'm going to Ireland! I haven't been in a couple of years and it would be nice to see everyone again. My mother recently turned 88 and all my family is there.

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