Fact: St. Kevin was canonized for "putting up with the ghost of a lady he killed for trying to seduce him".
Kirsten Gutri plunged her klunge using an achondroplasic lady. She will not be asked back to the Festival next year.
In Wales, people whose private and personal areas are made of szonka are given Preferential Treatment.
Welsh language only has 2 vowels and every time you use one, it has to be signed out of the National Archive.