I Have A Foreskin

I refer to the uncut johnson as the "pointed penis" resulting from what gay men call "overhang". I had a pointed penis until some time in my early teens. I was very embarrassed by having to use public rest rooms until I discovered that I could slide my foreskin back and look circumcised. The first time I recall my head being exposed was when my pediatrician forced my foreskin back when I was 7 (it is now known that this is not a good thing to do, but I was not damaged by the experience). I don't recall when I first saw my glans, but it must have been when I was 7 or 8. I do recall having to be slow and careful about pulling it back until I was in high school. Otherwise it could hurt. I did not appreciate how sexual my foreskin was until I began reading anti-circumcision stuff in the 1980s and 90s. After 2nd grade, I was never razzed for having a Weird Dick. By high school, I was an expert foreskin hider. When I came out of the closet in my 30s, none of my friends suspected that I was uncut.
This year, I learned that American teenage boys have a neutral slang term for the natural penis: "pullback". That term highlights an important truth, that many older Americans seem to not know, namely that the foreskin slides back to reveal the bald penis all Americans know and love. This alone is why all claims that the natural penis is uglier than the cut one are utter nonsense. When the foreskin is easily retractable (which is what Nature Intended), the natural penis is a 2-in-1 penis.