I Have A Dark Side And A Darker Side

*We need to hurry and get this marriage finalized, I don't think I can wait any longer...

Her: Really?!? I didn't think you were excited about it but I'm glad your finally coming around

Me: I just don't want you to testify against me in court

Her: Are YOU SeRIous?!?! You better not be marrying me just to get away with murder...I'll kill you myself if you play me ...

Me: Oh...