Relationship status:

Single, not looking.

Girl please, you have a whole husband waiting for you at home to play with those pancakes

In that case

You should probably include an "it's complicated" option too

...the rumors have been rampant this past week 😏

Many people adore a flat ass..😋. Usually means very petite.

Don't fool us, you're in a relationship 😋

I'm sure it's better than you give yourself credit for 🤗😉😌

I bet many people do

You have a nice ass.
😉😆

I do 🤤

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