Healthy lifestyle

So I try to eat healthy and doing all that hippie crap that's supposed to balance my chocros or whatever.(stupid hippies) I sit quietly and think about leaves and water and stuff and eat vegetables and animals. I'm not retarded or anything and I abstain from drugs and alcohol. But I have a weird habit of checking and grading my shit based on density, scent, color, texture, and taste. I've noticed that there's a correlation between eating meat and dropping bitter turds. Or eating watermelon and dropping chocolate chip turds. Maybe I'm too health oriented but maybe I'm just 25¢ short of a buck. Health is important and shit. Yeah