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kartoffelkopf2 · 36-40, M
If you rest a penis on your eye for an hour the swelling will disappear!!
DreamyCrush · F
@kartoffelkopf2 Not an option. 🤨
Socram · M
Oh dam!@kartoffelkopf2 @DreamyCrush off the wall
SW-User
Placing a warm cloth over the sore eye for 10-15 minutes, making sure to keep it as warm as possible, my bring some comfort.
DreamyCrush · F
@SW-User Thanks.
Zoranna · F
A cold teabag. Apparently the theobromine can be used to dilate blood vessels. Whether or not it works I know from experience it's very soothing.
Graylight · 51-55, F
If there was no injury to the eye, see a doctor. Could be conjunctivitis, a sting or bite, shingles...nothing involving the eye is something you want to ignore.
Cantsayno · 56-60, M
I actually have the same issue. But it’s my right eye
SW-User
A warm tea bag as a compress.
Ice
SW-User
Sounds like it may be pink eye, an old wife tale suggests rubbing wedding ring on it. My mum did this and it seemingly worked
DreamyCrush · F
@SW-User Yikes! Anyone's wedding ring? Cuz I don't have one.
SW-User
Yellow gold works. You’ll have to get married then lol jk good luck @DreamyCrush
SW-User
Reminds me of that time I shot my load on my SOs eye. It was brutal. Sometimes I forget how powerful I can be.😔
DreamyCrush · F
@SW-User That's just Evil. 😈
SW-User
@DreamyCrush She made a speedy recovery though😏. She's a champ.
Socram · M
[i][c=#7700B2]Stay away from the peek hole on your front door and you should be fine![/c][/i]
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DreamyCrush · F
@Socram Thank you!
SW-User
If its a stye try a warm compress for 10 to 15min 4 times a day
DreamyCrush · F
@SW-User Thank you.
SW-User
The doctor
Zoranna · F
@SW-User Only if he/she does "[b]HOME[/b]" visits. Not exactly a home [u]remedy[/u].