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How do I fake a drug test?

I know guys can hide it between their legs, but I don’t think that works too well for girls. I have a drug test for sports this week
ForeverGrowingOld · 22-25, F
Get one of those detox drinks they sell them for like $30
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Depends on the kind of test. You could get synthetic urine and sneak that between your cheeks, but you’re done for if they sample hair follicle or mouth swabs.
SW-User
@LithiumDrop yeah it’s a pee test
Peaceful · F
Uh oh. What drug did you use and how long ago?
Peaceful · F
@SW-User first time you ever smoked it was today?
SW-User
@Peaceful no I’ve been smoking for almost a year
Peaceful · F
@SW-User yikes!
RygbiMJ12 · M
Did you pass
SW-User
@RygbiMJ12 my sister peed in a cup I put it in a travel size shampoo bottle and taped it to my thigh
RygbiMJ12 · M
How did that work
SW-User
@RygbiMJ12 it was awkward and uncomfortable but it stayed the right temperature so it was okay and very gross because I was handling someone else’s pee
mrwhiterabbit · 46-50, M
what's your sport / what was going to show up on the test lol
SW-User
@mrwhiterabbit I smoke pot
Ryanoliver2011 · 26-30, M
Don’t do drugs in the first place lol
SW-User
@Ryanoliver2011 too late for that
Finegent · 22-25, M
you're pretty much screwed.
gregloa · 61-69, M
Don’t smoke pot. 💡

 
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