Do you think anyone will notice if I nap behind the register for a little bit?

🤔 Everyone else in there is asleep even the customers are awake and still dreaming. No one will notice if you keep standing up, keep your mouth from gaping open, no drooling and no loud snoring. You should be ok, maybe. HAVE A NICE DAY! 8)

If they want to pay their bill and leave they might!

just put up a "next register" sign :-)

Sleep in heavenly peace

They might

Depends