Have you ever made tortilla chips and then had one of them stab you in the roof of the mouth?

Why must you betray me this way, my children?

Top | Newest First | Oldest First

Yes, I'm missing one of my molars and I got it jabbed in the gum while chewing

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@Jackaloftheazuresand Tortilla chips sure are an untrustworthy bunch. Yet I keep falling for their allure.

SteelHands · 61-69, M

Never have I eaten these. I tasted one and found it blandly hard and hostile shaped. They seem designed to carve up the inside of the mouth.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@SteelHands A good tortilla chip is quite delicious, just comes down to how good the tortillas are they're made from. But they're certainly hostile.

SteelHands · 61-69, M

@UndeadPrivateer I like plain fritos and corn nuts. Tortillas are not even salty. They're the mexican version of rice cakes to me. Bleaugh. Yuk.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@SteelHands These chips turned out tasting shockingly similar to Fritos. So you might be surprised by some of them.

GwydionFrost · 56-60, M

You can't blame the little guy for putting up a fight as you devour them.

GwydionFrost · 56-60, M

@UndeadPrivateer I bet you forgot to tell him that, as he went down your gullet.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@GwydionFrost I have to whisper it softly to each chip I eat from this point on.

GwydionFrost · 56-60, M

@UndeadPrivateer MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Add a comment...