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Have you thought about the hymns

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@SW-User no hymns.. I wanted Charlotte church to pop up in a lowcut angel gown singing Pie Jesu while we make love.

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@SW-User I hope she can get time off from Aldi.
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Yep, I also recommend "The Romantics" in which you (almost) are played by Katie Holmes. I quite liked it, actually. Spitfire: excellent touch 🤩
This sounds like an interesting start. I'm looking forward for the full version of the last paragraph's plans.

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OMG!! This made my day, you're as awesome as your fantasies!!
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Have you been eating cheese before going to bed lately?

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@AntisocialTroll nah it wouldn’t go well with the Absinthe
adorbz · 26-30, F
I wanna read more of this 🤪

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@adorbz hit “subscribe” and pay £14.99 a month
Naamo · 26-30, F
Mmm just forget about the yanks, if they want it, they’ll come.
RubySoo · 56-60, F
We???

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@RubySoo oui?
goliathtree · 56-60, M
been there, done that.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
quitwhendone · M
I love it. Write me in it. But I'm not even pretending to marry a man with a toupee.

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@quitwhendone I altered it to “bad hair” so the gender wasn’t so specific
Ironicman · 56-60, M
Three weddings and a sex fest
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