A visit to the gynecologist is not a romantic event. It's a medical experience. Doctor and staff should be courteous and professional. And clean.

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[i][b]Males, describe your ideal visit to the proctologist?[/b]
What would the decour be like? Would you like there to be scented candles or is that a bit tacky and fragrent flours would be more appropriate? Would the practitioner be severe and formal or a would it be easier if he was more personable and engaging?

Feel free to go into as much detail as you want[/i]

The ideal situation would be if we could be transported into the future and the doctor uses a scanner like Dr. McCoy did in Star Trek.

Peanuts shells all over the floor so I can hear the doctor walking toward me.

get it over with doc and don't look, just feel your way around

I’m sure they’ll be dilated to meet the gynaecologist

Fragrant flours?
What...wheat isn't good enough? You fucking need almond or coconut flour?