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We've been together for so very long
But things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and The flames died down

I guess I lost a little of self esteem
That time you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends I'm the antichrist

Oh why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling won't you put down that knife?

You know I even think it's cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are healing but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hair with an old set of pliers

Oh you think il ugly and say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh you know this isn't really like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey something tells me you don't love me anymore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
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This is funny. 馃槄
This is awesome. I love the romantic tragedy in this poems ! You should become a poet one day
Funny. Yet sad.
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I can't decide whether to laugh or cry....
@Lakesidepoet: 馃槀Please laugh 馃檪
Lmaoooo oh I did good in adding you. This is brilliant
You went really deep for that one. I鈥檓 glad you鈥檙e digging. I instead to reciprocate. I鈥檓 of to bed shortly though. We鈥檒l hang out. [@1055099,BettyBeez]
[@433450,Quoththeraven] sleep well!

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