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Niloo · 46-50, F
You didn't out her in the washer , did ya?
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Paliglass · 41-45, F
The Cat wants to kill you now so 🤷 I'm not responsible for the cat. She's sharpening her claws and putting on a cat sized belt of weapons.
Your good dead will not go unpunished.
Your good dead will not go unpunished.
Temporallube · M
@Paliglass umm...thanks for the heads up? 😳
Paliglass · 41-45, F
@Temporallube keep your head down....DOWN... The cat doesn't like it if you look up 😱 God's spead 🙏
Temporallube · M
@Paliglass 😂
SW-User
Yep,sorry about the scratches
Temporallube · M
@SW-User I’d rather a peanut butter sandwich 🥪, with some essentia water please 🥺
SW-User
@Temporallube Coming up
Temporallube · M
@SW-User thank you, kind lady 🥺
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
nah not even close breh
Temporallube · M
@UndercoverBard hell nah! You know damn well I’m scared of heights 😠
You take pleasure in that. Don’t you?
You take pleasure in that. Don’t you?
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
@Temporallube 🤭
Temporallube · M
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
It was the muddy ass dogs that came in from running around the melted dogshit lake in the backyard that needed the bath, not the cat even if he was smelly.
Temporallube · M
@Starcrossed oh damn. My bad. I was wondering why you wanted me to clean the cat while the house smelled liked doggystyle 😕
curiosi · 61-69, F
I don't have a cat, clearly you were at the wrong house.
Temporallube · M
@curiosi what? It specifically your house! You hid your cat. Didn’t you 😠
Mona86 · C
No you didn’t?
Temporallube · M
@Mona86 yes. I was way down under. That’s where most of the cats are
Mona86 · C
My cats never get washed as they clean themselves @Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@Mona86 so I went in another direction with the assignment 😒
Wiseacre · F
Cats dislike water...
Temporallube · M
@Wiseacre I know. That’s why I deserve extra 😠
SweetMae · 70-79, F
But. that was not my cat.
Temporallube · M
@SweetMae what? You mean I washed an unsanctioned azz? 🤦🏽♂️
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
My house wasn’t cleaned this week, and I don’t have a cat....whose house did you clean? 🤔
Temporallube · M
@DragonFruit you got the wrong SW member dude 🙄