I always wonder why guys not squish their parts when they sit down

That stuff is well engineered ma'am. If I have to leave a review I'd say it's overall a good product, it integrates pretty well with the platform that hosts it and is never an annoyance to carry around. Only things one might complain about is the higher recharge/cool down period compared to the female counterparts, but you know, nothing is perfect.

We do hence the manspreading

lol I just wonder if they knock it wrong while walking, or running sometimes. Seems adaptable to sitting though. I don’t think they would pinch themselves easily.

It's actually a cross section of an apple ...

Its the way we are designed. Our parts are in front not underneath.

They are very squishy to begin with.

"Because we stuff them right here there cupcakes!"

Because fortunately they are where it doesn't happen

That chair needs to go up your ass to make that work 😂

A can of febreze should be close....

Because they're very flexible. I can rotate it 180 degrees.

Oh, that’s weird !