I had a cute butt as a teen. Too much at times. In high school before a game one of the lads was taking pictures of the cheerleaders. So in a moment of madness I bent over and let him take a picture of my booty. Imagine my embarrassment when the photograph appeared on the noticeboard with the caption , "Whose butt?" Even more embarrassing was the investigation and having to explain the thing to the principal. He was quite understanding is that it was just a lark that got out of hand a bit but just to get it home to us that it was unacceptable he gave us a lecture then got his paddle out of the drawer. I got three smacks on my butt from the paddle and the photographer got six. I didn't think I really deserved it but thought that protesting might make things worse. So I bent over the desk and took the swats. The principal was a bit apologetic at spanking me but it sure hurt plenty anyway. WHAP! "Ow!" I yelled. WHAP! "Oweeee!" I yelled as tears started as the fire spread. WHAP! "Ahhhhhh!" I yelled as I burst into floods of tears. My cute butt was really on fire when I left the office in tears and I could hardly sit down the rest of the day. I could have killed the guy who took the photo but he did come and apologise and brought me some flowers which you got out of his allowance, so I suppose it made up a bit for a sore bottom. Funny but I got a load of invitations for dates from the guys in the aftermath. Guess they were all admirers! Years later when I was teaching I saw the principal and he confessed to finding it somewhat amusing, although he said he knew he had to be stern and punish us. Looking back from the perspective of a teacher I could see his point. But by then the incident was behind me - literally!