I Dont Do Drugs

I've tried marijuana before. Smoking it never did anything unless I also drank (then I just got sick). The one time I tried it in brownies, my brother-in-law had made them and said there probably wasn't enough in it to effect anyone.
So being the dumbasses we are, my older sister and I had fairly large pieces thinking we'd at least feel something. Half an hour later, I still felt nothing but she swore she was nauseated. I told her it was probably just in her head because I really didn't feel anything.
We all went out for the night and I stayed by her to make sure she'd be all right. She kept laughing at the stupidest crap and it was starting to annoy me.
She swore she was high and was going to be sick. I looked over and was going to say I still felt nothing, but I saw her eyes all glazed over and she just kept laughing. It hit me right then. I realized that, yes, we were both high.
"Okay...." I started.
She just kept laughing.
"I think the brownies were too much..."
She still laughs...
"Okay....just act normal. They don't know."
I don't know why it was so important for nobody to know, but it was.
"I feel sick..." she said but she was [i]still[/i] laughing.
Our younger sister said she knew anyway because we were being weird and walking like robots (after I said just act like normal, we apparently failed)
I passed out the entire day after. I don't like that. Sleeping for a day, waking up grossly dehydrated. Besides, my dumbassery was amplified, so no thanks. 😕