This lady is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. [I Am A Naughty Boy]
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
She asks “Why, officer?”
“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”
Shocked, she practically screams “Oh my god! I left my baby on the bus!”