I Hate Donald Trump
Ghosts in the White House
Donald Trump takes the oath of office on January 21, 2017, and becomes the 45th President of the United States.
On his first night in the White House, the ghost of George Washington appears to him.
"George," he asks, "What's the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Washington's ghost answers: "Always tell the truth."
Trump replies: "No, I can't do that."
On his second night in the White House, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears to him.
"Thomas," he asks, "What's the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Jefferson's ghost answers: "Always be honest with them, because honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom."
Trump replies: "No, I can't do that."
On his third night in the White House, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears to him.
"Abraham," he asks, "What's the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Lincoln's ghost answers: "Go see a play."
Donald Trump takes the oath of office on January 21, 2017, and becomes the 45th President of the United States.
On his first night in the White House, the ghost of George Washington appears to him.
"George," he asks, "What's the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Washington's ghost answers: "Always tell the truth."
Trump replies: "No, I can't do that."
On his second night in the White House, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears to him.
"Thomas," he asks, "What's the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Jefferson's ghost answers: "Always be honest with them, because honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom."
Trump replies: "No, I can't do that."
On his third night in the White House, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears to him.
"Abraham," he asks, "What's the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Lincoln's ghost answers: "Go see a play."
