what do i need to borrow £400 from my parents for?

i need a believable lie.... the lie also has to include a reason why ill be a week late getting home

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Snickerdooodle · 31-35, F

You're being held hostage and they need to pay the ransom if they ever want to lend you money again.

Thodsis · 51-55, M

You're curating an artisan pop-up organic burger stall and you've run out of ketchup...

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

thats a shit load of ketchup

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@TheCoolestCat: It's artisan. This stuff is expensive. It's made of mountain-stretched tomatoes. Lovingly suppurated in idle vinegar and just a hint of wealth.

RoboChloe · 26-30, F

Either earn the money yourself, or tell the truth and hope for the best.

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

yea see i was thinking that, the truth might just work, its 50-50 really

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FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F

You need to get 2 suits for the many job interviews you will be going on in the future, Will they buy it?

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

ha!... no chance i meant to be coming home for the summer on saturday

calicuz · 51-55, M

Car needs a new set of tires.

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calicuz · 51-55, M

@TheCoolestCat: Tell them you're ordering them online to save money, and you have to wait for them to be delivered.

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

nah that sounds terrible, i just had new tires put on 3 months ago

calicuz · 51-55, M

@TheCoolestCat: Then sorry pal, I got nothin' 🤷🏽

Socialclutz · 36-40, M

You're starting a weed farm and need an initial investment capital.

katielass · F

Just tell them you need some weed.

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

thats very close to the truth lol

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