lol funny memory

i once ran a company that didnt do anything apart from get grants and loans from various government entities, we held job interviews one day for a fake job and accidentally my mate told one guy he was hired and could start the next week.... when he showed up on the monday morning we just left him in the lobby, he sat there for like 4 hours before i had to pay someone a tenner to go down and tell him to go away..... he musta been gutted