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If i have sex with a fish, do you think they will give me an Oscar?
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Dude!? Is that even legal?
So that's what you were doing on the island.
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56-60, M
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Mar 5, 2018
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hlpflwthat · M
That horse been outta the barn for some time now.
SW User
You'll have to show full frontal though
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@33686,Justgettingby] I'd do it for an Oscar
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[@6578,HoraceGreenley] hmmm
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@33686,Justgettingby] JGB, I know what I am
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No, only women get to have sex with fish and then get awarded for it. Men just get called perverts and disgusted looks.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@336690,KiwiDan] That was 1984. Tom Hanks was not Tom Hanks yet.
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[@6578,HoraceGreenley] True :?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@336690,KiwiDan] [image=https://media.giphy.com/media/xUA7b5UlQ68VRfDTfG/giphy.gif]
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Give this man his award
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@595492,Heartless] [image=https://media.giphy.com/media/3orif3j4dRfClbz18k/giphy.gif]
Jackaloftheazuresand · 22-25, M
only if it's Mr. Limpet
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@383281,Jackaloftheazuresand] I thought it looked like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
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Jackaloftheazuresand · 22-25, M
[@6578,HoraceGreenley] That was the first bar, you have to up the ante with an animated and resurrected Don Knotts
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@383281,Jackaloftheazuresand] He's not my type.
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ClowndalfTheGreen · 46-50, M
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Kolchak · M
Given the mating habits of fish in which the female lays eggs and the male makes a [i]deposit[/i]...
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Tex78 · 41-45, M
Idk but I would bang the shot out a ginger
OnTheDL ·
You are impressing Mary Ann and Ginger.
You must not have a minnow!
OnTheDL ·
[@6578,HoraceGreenley] So the girls are skilled in fish cleaning? 🙄
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@406494,SomeLikeItHot] No. Pipe cleaning.
OnTheDL ·
[@6578,HoraceGreenley]
What a shame it doesn't include hoses.
CopperCicada · 51-55, M
I am proud to have no idea what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about the "oscar" fish.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@482591,CopperCicada] [image=https://photos1.similarworlds.com/00/00/00/00/00/93/95/40/HoraceGreenley-sAfbHXtH0-b.jpg]
CopperCicada · 51-55, M
[@6578,HoraceGreenley] Oh. I guess it won something then. I know nothing about it.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
[@482591,CopperCicada] Best Picture. Frankly, I had never heard of it until last night.

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