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I Believe Common Sense Is No Longer Common

I am just gonna put responses to questions I am getting waaayyyy too often:

1.So, so like is ASL universal?
-No just like how there are different verbal languages there are different sign languages.

2.Can.... You...hear.... Me?!
......... NO

3. So like, does it affect your smartness I mean you can't be smart (real question)
- My IQ is 167 deafness does not affect intelligence.

4.How'd you catch it?
-Really? Same way you caught stupidity.

5.Sweet you can speak braille?
-Lmao, there is just no words.

6. Did it hurt?
-surprisingly this is not a dumb question, because of my condition yes as my hearing progressively decreased my ears hurt more.

7. *Wave in my face, wave in my face*

-*proceeds to ignore*

*taps the table*

-*looks up* yes did you want something?

8 Wait I wanna test you, *turns around*... *turns back* what I did I say?
-Go sit down.

9 Wait I wanna test you *while facing me* "Genesis is so stupid" why is this the common phrase people say to "test" me when looking in my face?

-I read lips

Speaking of reading lips

10 Wow I thought you were faking so all this time you've been reading my lips?
-Yes, it's not perfect but it gets me by.

11.Can you date a hearing person or is it against deaf culture?
-Deaf and HOH people date hearing people all the time.

12. You gonna get surgery, you probably should?
- since surgery for me would include them cutting into my brain... No I will not.

Don't you wanna hear again?
-This is not the end of the world.

Now I hope I will stop getting these questions as much.
antonioio · 70-79, M
It was always in short supply
You can teach parrots to talk
But you can't teach them to think 😃

 
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