What minor, everyday victories, do you enjoy way too much?

When I convince myself to get out of bed.... That's a victory. I'm not sure I enjoy it though. But it feels better than staying in bed all day.

Having the usb cord fit in the port on the first try.

Not going to jail for wanting to strangle my boss

lol..winning in a silly fight wid my best friend

a successful bowel movement

Sleeping for 8 hours

Finding matching socks

Making it to work in one piece.