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Simon Cowell turns up at your home at 2.30am, smelling strongly of drink. What do you make him to eat?
46-50, M
+ 1 32 replies 41 views Oct 30, 2016 |
thinkincubes · 36-40, M
a turd sandwich
vorian · 46-50, M
@TragicMonkey: lovely. why not piss in a glass so he can wash it down.
thinkincubes · 36-40, M
Now I'm slightly worried you're getting off on this 😅
vorian · 46-50, M
@TragicMonkey: no not really haha...funny though.
Terrygordy · 22-25, F
I make him eat the barrel of a 9 mm. Smith and Wesson.
vorian · 46-50, M
really? not very appetising.
Terrygordy · 22-25, F
@vorian: It's not meant to be.
WelshLovely · 41-45, F
Nothing, I tell him to use his money to get someone to pick him up and take him away!!
vorian · 46-50, M
come on hes starving. you know what its like when youve had a few.
WelshLovely · 41-45, F
I don't knock on strangers doors like it either though lol
doctorlove · M
Knuckle sammich? Just for all the folks he ripped thru the years ;)
Stereoguy · 56-60, M
Nothing and I tell him to go home and don't come here again in the middle of the night.
VeronicaPrincess · 56-60
I call the police, so he can have jail food for breakfast.
SW User
Who's Simon Cowell? I'm too lazy to use google right now.
TheCaterpillar · 41-45, F
Grilled cheese and tomato soup
Slam the door on his face
Neuroticnelly · 36-40, F
Grilled cheese and soup
vorian · 46-50, M
thank god. youve restored my faith. everyone else seems to want to blow his head off or call the police.

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