Welp. I’m off to work

Back in my day, we had three shifts: first, second, and third. Nobody worked those. We had a fourth shift called fourth shift and that was twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, three-hundred sixty-five days a year, uphill both ways, in nuclear fallout weather, and it only paid 0.00001¢ per hour, and I raised 20,000 kids with 600 wives on it. We ate mollusks for breakfast, lunch and dinner and if the kids were good, they’d get an extra handful of sand to play with. Btw the sand was full of glass shards that would cut the children and attract sharks so only two of them survived.

Later gator

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